We all know that when you sign up for a dating website you never disclose the REAL you. You “forget” to mention your minor twitches, or that you still live with your parents, or maybe even the fact that you partake in medieval reenactments for your own pleasure. So today I have created my own dating site called “Truthful Love”. Everything you write down about yourself, the computer will generate what you really mean and pop that out.
So here we go:
What are you looking for: A laid back guy/girl
What are you REALLY looking for: A guy/girl who wants to get laid
Do you drink?: Socially
Come on, do you drink?: I don’t have a lot of friends, so by socially I mean at family parties.
Smarts: Bachelor Degree
Really?: Dropped out /Never went to university
Do you have a car: Yes
Do your parents lend you their car: Yes
Relationship History: Over 1 year, it ended well
Relationship’s True History: I was dumped for someone better (which is why I’m on a dating site)
Interests: Sports, reading, writing, outdoor activities
Things you like to tell people you are interested in because you really have no real interests: Sports, reading, writing, outdoor activities
I love the outdoors and being adventurous. Keeping fit is part of my daily routine. I have an athletic build. I am very cultured and love sharing that with others. I can play a few instruments, but don’t ask me to because I’m a little shy. I started my own company a few years ago with a couple of friends and could not be happier going to work every day. I’m pretty down to earth and easy-going. I am very passionate about discovering new things. I am very social able and would love to hear from you sometime.
I’m extremely lazy, and if you asked me to go for a run or walk I would probably complain the entire time, I’m also terrified of heights and rushing water and anything fast or too exciting. I take the subway to work, which means I have to walk across the street for a whole 2 min. If you count sumo wrestling as a sport, I have an athletic build. I’ve eaten at Japanese, Ethiopian, Mexican, Italian, French, American and Greek restaurants. I used to play the tambourine in elementary school. I’m currently unemployed. I will throw a temper tantrum at the slightest thing. I love when I find money in the couch. I hate meeting new people and going out in public. I’ll probably never return any messages you send me, but thought this site would build up my self-esteem.
So there you have it, the truth!
I’m not against online dating and not everyone lies on their profile. Hey, I even signed up for one a few years ago, never really got past survey stage. But if you’re going to put up a profile online and expect to meet someone who is compatible with you, shouldn’t you disclose everything about yourself? Otherwise you’re just going to be matched up with someone who is also lying about themselves and you really have nothing in common… then what’s the point?